Friday, June 7, 2013

creating a volcano

yes, after eating small portions of healthy low fat low carb low calorie food for every meal for a few of weeks, especially the past week, eating massive amounts of red meat and tomato sauce and spices and cheese and pasta throws the digestive system a curve that could provide much gas, especially when prune juice and a few liters of water are added in an attempt to purge the excess calories through the system (there's a storm in my stomach and it's heading south at a rapid pace) rather than in bulimic fashion, massive amounts of liquid partially digested meat and much gas must pass...

i wouldn't want to be the porcelain throne anytime tonight...

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