what i do for science

yes, i measured my poop... not scientifically cuz i don't have the lab equipment or even the household set up for such a fun activity, but i estimated a finger length and estimated the poop to be nine fingers... yes, that it why i decided to measure it, because it was such a long poop... i have had bigger and heavier poops, at times have clogged up with pipes (outside of the body... i rarely get a constipation issue), but this was one of the longer poops i recall... not the longest, but getting there... so i measured, approximately... it was between 27 and 30 inches long and at least an inch wide in most spots... for the record (and a warning) and posterity (because posterity loves this sort of detail), i photographed it... yes, i too a picture of the poop... to protect your sensibilities i put some space between these words and the image so you can choose if you have to scroll down or avoid seeing it... if you just couldn't help yourself, don't complain (and if you are laughing too, well, you are welcome to continue reading here and wherever i ramble and you may be ready for the daily poop)...