Monday, May 28, 2012

the human body

the human body is really built inconveniently in some ways... as you may guess basd on this particular blog theme, i specifically refer to the physical need to empty the bladder daily, usually a few times a day or more even if the choice is to drink a healthy amount of fluid, and the need to empty the bowels more or less daily... just look around, everything in our modern culture is built around toilets, bathrooms, rest rooms, water closets, lavatories, johns, or whatever we choose to call the place we leave our excrements... so much plumbing infrastructure and waste management and water usage, fresh water, no less... can you imagine a life without having to poop and pee and wipe and wash every few hours or clean the bathroom, for that matter... more efficient bodies would be nice, and good for the environment too... these are some thoughts that being immobile have inspired lately as every trip to the bathroom and every shower is a painful chore...

Friday, May 18, 2012

obstacle, obstacans

the obstacle of carrying the laptop to the bathroom while on crutches presents the obstacle of continuing the botts, alas, and what might be wasted or untapped (or whatever sotts might have meant, for that matter) or unfinished by my not giving myself the me-time, the private time, the free time to release without any inhibition or distraction that botts can be...

alas, we may never know, but we can overcome...

Saturday, May 5, 2012

bum foot, less botts

in case you latched on to this new idea and await with baited breath (can you bait your breath while holding your nose?) for the next exciting blog entry here, botts are not gone, there is just a just briefish hiatus going on here... being on crutches leaves me without hands to bring the laptop into the bathroom and the cheap netbook ($99) i bought doesn't connect to the web consistently (and i am not sure where it is) so the botts have been paused, but the good news, the sotts have not... i will leave it for you to ascertain the understanding laden in this particular entry...

just for the record, i mean :)