often easy, sometimes wet

which could also be titled (or subtitled) easy drops can cause splashback and unless you have a meticulously clean bowl that has been recently flushed (and not a bowl that revels in ecologically sound practices like not flushing every time), some splashback can be, well, less than clean if you know what i mean... the ethical dilemma of whether it is nobler to suffer the splashback of yellow water and endure the stink in order to save a bit of the precious, the liquid elixor of life, or to avoid any embarrassment and reduce the risk of infection by flushing every time, and often... not exactly to be or not to be, but not as far as it might seem, aye?... anyway, the purpose here is left open...

and so it goes...